By day I have pretend arguments with my enemies in my head. I never lose.
By night, I dance my troubles away and sing for my supper.
I like finding men's watches that fit my tiny tiny wrists, and making my own furniture.
In a dark lonely corner of the tavern, brooding as I sip my Diva Daiquri
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